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When you were a little kid I think you never have dreamt about being a Garbage Man. The best thing to do when you sucked at school and took some wrong kind of candy during school is to make the best out of it. This Dancing Garbage Man from London must have thought the same.
I haven’t seen the Ball of Death Attraction live on a local Funfair here. That’s a pity, because the attraction is very spectacular to watch. Especially when two drivers are showing why it’s named The Ball of Death.
A Good way to enjoy a Guiness beer is in a Irish Pub with live music and a Soccer Match. But there is a even better way to enjoy Guiness. Watch and learn!
If you are working as a car mechanic, don’t thrust your colleagues. Especially when you are lying under a car to fix it.
Our game today is a rip off of Donkey Kong, remade with characters from the upcoming movie Pineapple Express. You can pick either Seth Rogan or James Franco, and you must use the arrow keys to reach the top of the map. As you climb, you collect the food powerups. The game should get you a bit excited to see the movie Pineapple Express as well.
It’s weekend, so the chance is pretty high that you will end up having a One Night Stand to get some pressure off your little Monkey. Always remember this wise lesson, With Every One Night Stand comes a Morning after.
I don’t know how the weather is at your place, but after a couple of rainy months the sun is burning. A very good day to enjoy the sun in a park, but watch out after dogs who are sniffing at places where the sun never shines.
Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meeeeeeeeeep Meep Meep. Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meep Meeeeeeeeeep Meep Meep. And if the song is stuck in your head, just listen to this orchestra of singing chicks. Other tips to get these songs out of your head are very welcome.
Ever since Kobe Bryant jumped over a Aston Marton many people will show to the world that they also have the talent to jump over something. Some people succeed, other people fail miserably.
I just got back from Henry Hardcore’s wedding and I’m pissing off to Italy for a week with the in-laws tomorrow. But before I do I want to tell you that Caption Cafe 21 was won by warreagle with It was just then that Sgt Thompson realized that Barak Obama’s exit strategy may not have been the best thought out plan… and that Caption Cafe 22 was won by Tom with Since the argument between Franz and Renee about who had the biggest camel toe reached a stalemate, they asked their best friend Joe to finally decide.
If you want to win a shirt from our Totally Get It shop all you have to do is come up with a caption to the above photo and hope I pick you as the winner. Until I get back Steve, Henry, DM, Mojo and Nigel will keep you occupied and if you feel like pissing about why not open a free account on Totally Up Yours and upload your goodies.
Our first title today is called EvitoBall. The game is a bit different, so make sure to read the instructions, as well as my post. You must use the arrow keys to move the ball to the exit, but there are many different types of maps. Wood, stone, and more, make up the play maps, and the way to the exit gets harder and harder to navigate. Enjoy!
- Brooke Hogan is still on holiday
- How not to dive into a lake
- Supergirl shaking her ass
- Sophie Monk does the beach
- Raging bull attacks a bull fighter
- Playboy bikini fashion show
- Blonde bombshell Bobbi Billard
- Man gets shot in a Turkish cafe
- Dog likes ass
- Audrina Partridge on holiday
- Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
- Britney Spears bikini pictures
- Construction worker receives painful nutshot
- Eva Mendes does Calvin Klein
- Shrek ruins a kid’s party
- Jessica Simpson is Lady In Red
- Anna Kournikova bikini pictures
- Michelle Hunziker goes white bikini
- Tourist chick does Dance Hall and gets her ass pwnt
- Charlotte McKenna
Our next title tonight is one for your Futurama fans out there. Any of you that can name the episode that this flash game called ”Shoot Bender” was inspired by wins my 2008 Audi RX8. Did I mention I’m really Bill Gates in disguise. Both are totally true. Also, I am a terrible liar. Enjoy this game, even the non-Futurama watchers among you.
A short interlude from all the serious subjects we cover here on Totally Crap. A chick shaking her ass to the music. Excellent muscle control and you just know she’d ride you like a champ.
We’ve had The Chrome Merc, The Golden Porsche, The Burberry Maserati and now we have a Lamborghini covered in some form of art. The wait is on for a jizz covered Ferrari. And I’m talking about Lolo.
Want to spice up your love life? You could get yourself a hot new chick, but if you want to stick it out with your current fuck buddy this site give you 99 ways to make her feel special when you two are making love. The personal favorites are The Ram, Woody Woodpecker and Shanghai Shampoo.
Anna Kournikova is best known for getting millions of men into the world that is women’s tennis. She played about as well as my one-armed dead grandmother, but she sure as hell looked a million times better. And she still does. Just look at the cleavage on that. We reckon they are new with a 2 year guarantee.
Normally men only watch female tennis and female hockey. Not for the sport, but for the good looking players. Maybe we should add female basketball to that little list. No because the players are hot, but because beat the crap out each other. Check out the LA Sparks vs Detroit Shock!
OMFG, Kid Rock is trying to make a point. Comparing the oil industry to music industry. Nice job Kid!
Our game this morning is called Ocean Bubble. You could describe this game as a Tetris-like game with loosely coagulated balls that settle on impact. In other words, match three balls of the same color in order to make them disappear form the game map. Enjoy.
If you haven’t booked your Summer vacation yet, maybe you should have a serious think about going to Greece. Who knows? If you’re lucky yuou might run into Miss Greece aka Ria Antoniou.
Burberry has been in business since 1856. To bad their clothing looks from about the same year. Even your grandparents think their stuff is old fashion. Then again, Burberry does have stores on every major airport and important shopping street in the world. So they must have some costumers. I guess the owner of this Maserati Quattroporte is probably one of them…
This game is called UberTube. It is a simple addictive racing title, where you must use the arrow keys to rotate the tube you are racing through. When you hit the green pads, you will bounce higher than usual, while the flashing red pads will make you fall to your doom. Try to stay at least bouncing on the normal red pads in order to finish the race. Enjoy.
It’s pretty cool to know a few chip tricks while playing poker, but this bloke is overdoing it. He probably losses every game because he’s trying to impress the other players.
A life as an actor isn’t so much fun as you might think. Ben Shockley shows us the hard way what difficulties an actor has to cope with on stage, but always remember. The show must go on!
It is so easy. You write a couplem of sugar sweet songs using your dreary voice and before you know it you’ve got smoking hot babes parading their ass and tits in front of you. Yes, James Blunt is indeed one lucky cunt.
The cheerleaders of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers AKA the Blue Lightning Squad got themselves into trouble, after pics of them were posted on the web earlier this week. In one of the photos, a cheerleader is mooning the cam on Parliament Hill in Ottawa. The pictures of these naughty cheerleaders can be seen here.
Ooops, nearly lost your cap there mate!
A lot of people are free from work and some of them don;t know what to do with these spare time. Maybe these people get some inspiration while watching this Extreme Catapulting video. We are looking forward for the real videos of people having the balls to do this.
Fonts are different like people, but what if Fonts were real people? Find out with this Font Conference video with Chairman Times New Roman.
If you’ve got not talent whatsoever you do as Jodie Marsh. You get yourself measured up for some big, bigger, biggest tits and you try and get your face into the newspapers by looking rather slutty. Does she succeed or does she still make you horny as a rhino.
Our first game today is another one of those fun, yet disturbing, Adult Swim games. This one is basically called Find Carl’s Head. As you may have guessed, it is an Aqua Teen Hungerforce themed title. Good old neighbor and landlord Carl has literally lost his head, and Meatwad has to guide him to the end of the map to find it. Meatwad can morph himself into trampolines or umbrellas to make sure Carl gets to where he is going unscathed. You should be able to figure this one out.
I always though hooligans are suppose to beat the living shit out of each other, but these Russian fellows beat the crap out each other and then help the victims back on their feet. Weird, maybe it was just a friendly fight to stay in shape for the coming season.
Before you become a samurai master, you need a lot of training. What better way to learn then staying close to a master… At least, that what you thought before he pulled this little trick! The victim is still pretty lucky I guess.
Our second title today is much less serious than our previous game. No real-world link on this one, readers, so take a deep breath and have so fun. Go Go Plant 2 is a fun platform game where you use the arrow keys to perform 4 different maneuvers. Fly, burrow, walk, and punch. By using these four modes of transport, you must collect as many power-ups as possible, and avoid all the obstacles. Have fun.
I’m going to be frank here. You want to see the sex pictures of Germany’s Next Top Model winner Gina-Lisa sucking cock click here. If you want to see her full sex tape click here. Tx 2 Pornstar.
So you think you have to be very good in the game Guitar Hero to be a Guitar Hero? That is so not true, because this is the way to become a real Guitar Hero.
Clips of boxing matches in the gardens, garages of living rooms are pretty popular on the internets. I wonder why, they only take a few seconds! What a knock out!
Ok, this is officialy the dumbest husband ever. Do you think he will ever have sex with her again? I must say the plan he had was briljant. There is no way on earth how he could scare his wife more than he did this way. Check it out yourself.
Our first game today is a simple vocabulary game, but it has a unique feature. It has a serious side. Free Rice, as is it called, is named so for a reason. For every word you correctly define, the organization will donate 20 grains of rice to charity. That means you will actually be affecting the real world. It is not often we get to play a game that also lets us be philanthropic. Enjoy, and don’t give up easily.
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