Amber Heard is looking sensational in the August issue of Maxim. She is wearing some pretty gear and looking mighty fine.
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Amber Heard is looking sensational in the August issue of Maxim. She is wearing some pretty gear and looking mighty fine.
Jamie Lynn Sigler was Tony Soprano’s daughter. You think he’d be happy with her doing a Britney Spears during New York fashion week?
This game is called AstroKid. Basically, you use the arrow keys to move the badly-drawn avatar around the board to avoid the enemies and reach the goal, which is usually at the top of the level. You will have a very mediocre time with this one, so get crackin’ on this lazy Sunday. I don’t want to hear it either! You don’t want to tax your brains on Sunday, so here I bring you a nice, easy, game. Enjoy!
Today’s game is about as simple as it gets, but I figured hey, we have not had a straightfoward, fun, flash game in a while, so here goes. This is just Billiards in flash format, folks. That is it, nothing more. You can choose to play any of the standard games like 9-ball or 8-ball, and you can even have a player 2. Try to pass some time on this first weekend after Summer, and decide what you are going to do with your Winter! Happy Holidays! Oh wait, it is a bit early for that, isn’t it…
I’ve had some good (or bad) nights in my live. Sleeping of the booze in Leicester Square at 3am was one, but can you just imagine what amounts of alcohol must have gone into this dude. His brain must be having a party up in there cause the legs ain’t listening.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last 10 years you’ll know what a Fleshlight is (for the people under rocks click here). The people at Fleshlight are not only concerned with your sexual health but also with your mental health and that is why they have a very friendly helpdesk chat so you don’t go nuts when you have a problem with your Fleshlight. Now, some of us might be very serious about this helpdesk needing to help out desperate men that can’t get laid, while others might simply take the piss out of it with funny stories and weird problems. Ladies and gents, you will piss yourself laughing.
As a sexually liberated woman who once played at Lilith Fair, she may come across as a feminist and yet, that can be a turn-on.
I hate to see a good car go to waste, but I kind of had to laugh at this one. Two dudes had been playing around with their Subaru Impreza WRX STi and for some reason they had it towed home by a Land Rover. While they are chatting and bragging away to each other and on the phone things start to go horribly wrong. I laughed.
- Orso Kocsis picture moment
- Lily Allen drunk at the GQ Awards
- Asian delight Amerie
- Abbey Clancy does FHM UK
- Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini
- Kayleigh Pearsons Strips NSFW
- Denisse Padilla In Extremo Magazine NSFW
- Randi Ingerman is hot
- Sandy marie says Hello Boys
- Christina Ricci bikini pics
- Seren Gibson
Here’s the thing. Us brave young men don’t step in anymore. We simply let people kick the shit out of each other and if possible we film it. From a distance. We just don’t want to get involved anymore because before you know it we’re the centerpiece in a brawl. But, guys, breaking up a fight is not that hard. In fact, it is quite easy. Just come wading in with a tazer and let it crackle.
Our game today is a puzzler called Obnoxious 2. Why the authors chose this name, I am not sure, a name more like doubler or twinzees fits better, but I digress. The object of this game is to use the spacebar and arrow keys to guide your two little blocks to their homes. Keep in mind, one block is one color, and the other block is another color, and you must guide them to their correctly colored home squares. The thing is, the arrow keys move both blocks at once, and the spacebar makes them both jump at the same time. Haha, sounds tougher now, doesn’t it?
He jumps. He FAILS. Leaning too far forward will make you eat some dirt. Good of him to get up so quickly and put a brave face on it though.
While most sane people get the hell out of the sea when there is a storm coming, these two nutballs do the opposite. They jump in and have, what looks like, a load of fun. Until one of them drowns.
In between checking out Pam’s titties and ass on baywatch you might have noticed this little kid called Hobie running around. Hobie was David Hasslehoff’s son in the series. But we don’t care about that. What we care abot is that this “kid” made a sex tape with some porn star called Sky Lopez. It fell into the wrong hands and is being touted around the net. Who’s got it and give it to us. By the looks of that photo it makes me wonder if they got the name wrong and instead of it being Sky Lopez he made the tape with it was Guy Lopez.
I just love politics. If it weren’t such a serious business picking who to represent you and your country it’d be the best and longest running comedy show on earth. Politicians (of all kinds) make more U-turns than their bowels and political commentators have taken over the trend. It is funny how in times of (political) war you can lie, be a hypocrite and a smug c*nt all at the same time and all for the good of the party and country. Watch and have fun at The Daily Show’s John Stewart taking apart some political commentators. With their own words. Afterwards you can commence arguing left and right in the comments. Have fun.
Well heres something you don’t see every day, a Holly Madison upskirt. (Unless you are Hugh Hefner… I’m sure its been in his face enough times) Looks like a nice night not to be wearing any underwear.
Akon makes millions eventhough his songs are basically a beat and two sentences repeated over and over. Why can’t I have that? I want to smack it all over town too. Last year got in some trouble after picking up a 15-year-old boy and throwing him into a crowd and at a recent concert in Guyana, South America he had to roll his muscles again. After fighting his way through the crowd to get onto a camera stage he simply gets rid of two female fans in his own special Akon way. Can someone smack that please. Hard. With a bat. And stick.
Katy Perry is poised to become 2008’s “it” girl, following the path of Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Rihanna, Ms. Dynamite, Tweet and other R&B ratty female singers that say naughty things and wear tomorrows fashion trends today while struggling with fame and drug addiction in the hopes of becoming martyrs before they turn 30, Cause nobody wants to hear about a woman’s life after 30. She is very cute, though. I’ll give her a free pass until her first scandal crops up.
South Africa is a beautiful and a desperately violent country. Rape, murder and robbery are an every day occurence and the government does not really do anything about it. Not that that is unexpected. The new ledaer of the ANC for crying out loud thinks you can get rid of AIDS by having a shower after sex. As dumb as a fucking Dodo. And I think this is his dumbass cousin. He is a thief that tried to break into the a musuem in East London, South Africa. When he was noticed by the museum director he took off and that is when his troubles started. To get away he climbed into a tree and tried to jump a spiked fence. He slipped and he ended up being anally assaulted by a spike. For 90 minutes. I bet you he won’t ever try and break in again. At least not into a place with a spiked metal fence.Tx 2 Tony in South Africa.
Well, folks, here is your puzzle type game after all. This one is called Master Your Mind, and it has been floating around the web for a while. The object of the game is a bit confusing. You must use your ten chances to make the line of 4 colored blocks match the one underneath the cover at the top of the play board. The catch is, you will have to figure out which colors are wrong by reading a set of 4 white pegs on the side of the line you just guessed at. Sounds super confusing, and it is at first, but you will get it if you stick it out.
If your going to risk humiliating yourself on video with fireworks in your ass, why choose a sparkler? I say go with something larger like a bottle rocket or better yet a Roman candle.
I was watching some new episodes (on my TV) of Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares and was once again pissing myself laughing. Fuck this, fuck that fuck it all and fuck the fucking rest. Yeah, he is rude, but he does know what he is talking about. And as we could see earlier, it all started at a very young age for Gordon. Not even the school dinner lady was safe. The prick.
Luring a squirrel into a homemade slingshot is nothing new. It isn’t original and is so 2007, but some guys still jumped on the bandwagon. As an extra feature to their squirrel slingshot they repeated thet video several times so we can really see Mister or Misses squirrel get launched into the sky only to see it land on its feet and run away. To try another day.
The power of the camera is often underestimated. People will do the craziest things when they get a camera in their face. That is what this guy was thinking when he asked a girl out to the prom. Well buddy, welcome to the internet.
Although Bunny Boiler is a term that originated from the movie Fatal Attraction where a scorned woman cooked a rabbit, this time the Bunny Boiler is a hot woman who tries to win the hearts of men who are already with another woman. And what better way to win their hearts by reenacting the clay scene from the movie Ghost?
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