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  Oh my God that looked like a horrific impact for a kid that age.  Though I still can’t help but laugh at how the skateboard just rolls by as he starts crying, it’s almost like it was abandoning him.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

  You know your really fucked up when you can’t even puke properly

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

  This young man has a staph infection which has caused boils to form on his leg.  Let’s watch as he squeezes the toxins from his leg, leaving an enormous hole in his leg.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

  She’s a Ukranian, Armenian, Turkish Gypsy, but we’ll call her Russian because that’s where she grew up.  Regardless I know this chick is hot and I’d gladly bludgeon any of you to death to have her, but she seems to missing something.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 06-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)


- Dame Daisy Hubert
- Bar Rafaelli lookins smoking hot in purple
- Lisa Marie Scott can cook me breakfast
- Kelly Brook does The Hulk
- Hot Latin Ladies
- Noelia Monge’s sextape can be found on Totally NSFW
- Kate Moss slips a nip Slightly NSFW
- Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures
- The very sexy Vera Jordaneva

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Tonight’s game is brought to us via our friends over at Meltgames. News Hunter 2 is a Comedy Central website game where you must race your news van through the streets in order to find news worthy of The Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Of course, it has advertisements plastered all over it, but it is still a decent game.

 | DM | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Ever wanted to know what it sounds like inside a pig slaughterhouse just before the walking chops get the chop? Watch this kid faceplant of the back of a truck and you’ll know. Squeel piggie squeel.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

I’ve not had the pleasure to watch Rock of Love: Charm School yet, but if it is anything like that Brett Michael’s Rock of Love crap it is a waste of time. 80% of the chicks appearing in it should just apply for work in a strip bar cause they are simply A+ material at whoring themselves out. The biggest whore of all seems to be a fake blonde called Mega. Everyone already hated her and then she fucked with Sharon Osbourne. The latest is that Megan will be appearing in Gape That Ass 74 this Summer.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (5)

Let’s see if we can ge an accurate personalty description going of this motorbike speed devil. He’s pretentious, very full of himself despite his horrible dress sense, probably without work and a general cock who pays ladies for sex. And he PWNT himself at the end whic is the first golden moment of 2009.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (1)

If your love needs to come from virtual friends you’d better come up with something special to get those friends to love you. Like get yourself shot up by a bunch of nerds with heavy duty paintball guns.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (4)

The temperatures have dropped below zero, people are skating and having fun in the snow. Except if you stuck in a car that is. Bt that’s what the snow mobile was invented for. The blast through the snow and have some fun. Just be prepared to eat some snow once in a while.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Trying to kill a little spider can cost you around $500. And if you don’t believe me check out these dumbasses. I hope he learnt his lesson and leaves his friends at home next time he goes on a killing spree and wants to film it.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

As a small child there is nothing better than being allowed to play with the big kids. And once you get accepted into their world you’d better behave like a big kid and not start bawling your eyes out every time you get hit in the face.

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Today’s first game is called Evil Bippy, or Splat!, whichever you prefer. The object of the game is to use the mouse and keyboard to move and shoot at the same time, destroying all the objects that come into your path. It is not that complicated, so just jump right in. Good luck!

 | DM | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

I know I am a compassionate person with a normally infinite amount of patience and understanding, but seriously WTF!?.  I can’t be alone in thinking this is one of the freakiest things ever.  It’s one thing to perhaps entertain a fantasy or deal with the trauma of miscarriages in the privacy of your own home.  It’s another thing to lose complete touch with reality and throw the doll a birthday party!  Just watching the children sing happy birthday was excruciatingly uncomfortable for me.  I really feel for these ladies, but whatever there issue is this can’t be a healthy solution.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (1)

  Apparently she’s known for her roles on The “new” 90210 and Nip Tuck.  She kinda has a hot dirty heroin whore thing going for her, though that really can only go so far.  Also for some reason her belly button is the first thing that catches my eye in every photo it’s shown, it may be a witches mark.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

  I know not everyone is a fan of piercings or tatoos either way you have to admit it takes some balls to go through the pain.  This chick has both done, one after another, and goes from crying to giggling.  Unfortunately the camera doesn’t pan down and show us the goods.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

 | Willy Wanka | 05-01-09 | link |  | Comments (5)

Without sounding like a dirty old man, I must say that innocence is sexy. She hits that mark quite easily.

 | Mojo7650 | 04-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Hi i’m from israel and i wanted to share this video of “hamas terrorists” what u can see in the film is the terrorist loading missiles which are afterwards aimed to israel city’s and citizens while they are been filmed from above by army survailence they become a target and get what they deserve. i think you will like this…i have more very interesting liks, showing amazing footage. which all show why they are targets… I’m sure the sender of this email and the following video link is very proud of the fact that one of the world’s strongest and toughest army’s is pounding the shit out of what is effectively a ghetto. Remind you of something? Now, I know that Hamas are no angels and that they should stop trying to destroy Israel, but the way the Israelis are acting is beyond all proportions. Maybe they should stop trying to steal fertile land, build settlements in occupied (yes, Israel is actually internationally recognised as an occupying force) territory and treat the people who live and try and work in Gaza and The Westbank as animals by making them go through impossible procedures to even take a shit. You can’t claim to be superior to someone like Hamas if you inflict pain and terror only they can dream off. And the saddest part is that Western nations don’t do shit about it. Yeah, they talk the talk (after about a week of bombing), but they never walk the walk. The reason? Guilt over something that happened 60 years ago. Funny isn’t it why Muslims hate us so much. Call me what you will be the Israelis are acting like a bunch of fascists. Queue angry comments.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-01-09 | link |  | Comments (54)

When it comes to not being able to hold their drink and binge drinking the Brits have a reputation to uphold. Slags and geezers crawl through the streets in every British town almost every night of the week. Drinking away their hard earned cash and hoping to score a fat ugly slag, geezer or at least a kebab. The elegance with which these drunken slags behave is the most telling of a society on a downward ride to oblivion. Take this pissed and pissing example on New year’s Eve in London. You just feel sorry for the bloke who pulled her 30 minutes later and went down for some lady kebab without knowing it was sprinkled with vinegar.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-01-09 | link |  | Comments (4)

Wakey wakey. it’s Sunday and time to go to chuch to get rid of some sins. But before you go you might as well commit another one with Kristina and Rebecca. Wiggle wiggle.

 | Willy Wanka | 04-01-09 | link |  | Comments (5)

  Not sure who is really at fault here.  It’s either the guy who was towing the car or the guy that hired him.

 | Carnivorous Cow | 04-01-09 | link |  | Comments (0)

Im strugglining to find out who this chick is other than that she is one hot Dutch hottie. . . .

 | Mojo7650 | 03-01-09 | link |  | Comments (1)

Amy Winehouse is still prancing around on beaches in the Caribbean. And she’s still getting the boys out for the boys. She went full topless last week, but this being a new year and new start for her she’ll only let us have a quick peek at a nipple this time. Oh, and a guessing game as to why she’s scratching herself downstairs.

 | Willy Wanka | 03-01-09 | link |  | Comments (1)
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